Wheres Skeleton?

Once upon a time I heard about skeletons. They were spooky. Then I screamed into my 3 year old sons face "SKELETONS ARE FUCKING SCARY AND THEY WILL RAPE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP EVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE YOU LITTLE CUNT!". Then she said "OK" and falled asleep.

=Much years later...=

I am the son. Now I am 13 and is still searching for the Skeletons. My daddy is smoking too much weed so I shot him in the face with a shotgun. Therefore I am sadly unable to ask him. Then I gone out to ask people where the skeleton is. Then I met Patrixxx. I asked: "Werz Da Skalatonzzz???". Then Patrixxx said: "Idz inside u!!!"
Then I got scared and stepped on a Lego brick and the skeleton inside me popped out and im died.